During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George's mother-in-law died.
With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial.
The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to the states for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00.
The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.
George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."
The Consul, after hearing this, says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much consdering the difference in price." "No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case from many years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he rose from the dead! I just can't take that chance."
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haha..nice one Here is my contribution: A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class." [20053860]
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BRAIN TUMOR Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! [maddy37]
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i like vacation why dont u like the vacation it is used to enjoy the holydays enjoy your vacation bye.......... [girishk87]
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Oklahoma Jokes Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing Dumb Oklahoma Laws # Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. # Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. # Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. # Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. # It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle. # Whaling is illegal. # It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. # Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. (Repealed 1998) # People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. # Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed) # Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television. # Tattoos are banned. # No one may spit on a sidewalk. # It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. # Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. # Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car. Ada # If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail. Clinton # Molesting an automobile is illegal. Hawthahorne # It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. Oklahoma City # No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger. Schulter # Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel. Tulsa # You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. # Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area. Wynona # One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended. # Mules may not drink out of bird baths. # Clothes may not be washed in bird baths. Yukon # It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall. # While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn. [ArchAng3l]
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lol oh now that was a good one! XD Something tells me they didn't have the best of relationships! [joanana]
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Ha ha ha! I heard this already as a friend forwarded this with the intention of making me laugh. Monsters-in laws can really be a pain in the a$$ sometimes. [everlasting]
this is why im not married LOL [mndygrl78]
Parking A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?" "What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting." "And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen." [forjosie]
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An Englishman, a Frenchman and an American were all captured by a group of cannibals. The cannibal chief, not wanting to appear "primitive" offered each one a last request before they were killed, and that no matter what the request, it would be fulfilled. The Englishman thought that this was his way out. All he had to do was to make a request that he was sure the chief couldn't fulfill and he wouldn't be killed. So, he requested a nice hot cup of Earl Grey Tea. After all, how could the chief produce a cup of English tea way out here in the bush? "Hmmm", said the chief as he thought about it. After a moment he went into his hut where for the next several minutes strange sounds could be heard coming out. Finally, he re-appeared with a beautiful silver tea service with a steaming pot of Earl Grey Tea. Resigned to his fate, the Englishman sipped his cup of tea as slowly as he could, after which, the cannibals killed him, skinned him and made a canoe out of his skin. "Wow!" thought both the Frenchman and the American. "They mean business." Well up next was the Frenchman. He figured out what the Englishman was up to, but that he didn't request something that was hard enough to find. So, he requested a glass of a rare 1923 Chateau de Chien Malade. "They'll never be able to produce that!" thought the Frenchman. But once again, after several minutes in his hut, the chief brought out a dusty bottle of the wine with a beautiful wine glass. "Merde!" said the Frenchman as he reluctantly sipped his wine. After he finished, the cannibals killed him, skinned him and made a canoe out of his skin. At last it was the American's turn. The chief braced himself for what the next request would be. "I want a fork", said the American defiantly. "A fork?" asked the chief? "Yeah, a fork. Ya got one, or don't cha?!" So, the chief went into his hut and immediately returned with a fork, which he then handed over to the American. Looking out at the group of cannibals, and then at his two dead companions, the American held up the fork for a moment. Then as he started stabbing himself over and over he shouted at the top of his lungs… …"No one's making a damn canoe outta me!!!!!!!!!" Submitted by Steve, Iowa City, Iowa [tphemy]
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